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The Prairie Poet’s Tips For 2012
January Give away something you treasure. The 1950s “Butch Wax” is no
longer in.
February Join the “Nuts of the Month” Club. It can create a common bond.
March Find new uses for your “Hotshot” cattle prod. Surprise your wife…
once.
April Take your dentist to lunch. See if he flosses.
May Learn the finer points of sausage stuffing. “Road Kill” does have
a purpose.
June Improve your skill at herding cats. It will help your future in politics.
July Read Zen and the Art of Horse Shoeing. Learn to relate to your
horse’s inner self.
August Wear your shirt tails half-in, half-out. Reverse the order daily.
September Be kind to your feet. Stop using the hoof nippers.
October Intentionally upset your GPS lady. Oh yes, she’s real and
recalculating.
November Try “She loves me – She loves me not,” with a turkey’s tail feathers.
They will grow back…I think.
December Make peace with your Banker. It doesn’t matter that he’s weird.
